About Me

Just who in the hell is this bozo?

I'm just a regular guy who automates everything I possibly can so I can live a life that feels like I have already retired.

I started with very little experience, and my knowledge of programming is very limited.

  • Modern tools can take a lot of the work out of our hands, if we let them!
  • Advanced knowledge about coding is not required!
  • I built online income streams with a clear intent for everything to be automated as much as possible, so I can work as little as possible. Now I can focus on living the life I wanted to achieve without stress of needing to show up somewhere 40 hours per week!

Ecommerce Automation

MultiPlatform Workflows, Integrations, and More

Workflow Automation

Make
Automate Anything

Print-On-Demand

Printify Drop Shipping & Printing Service for E-commerce
Make Clothing, Art, Shoes, Stickers, and More!

Customer Support Automation

Orimon.ai: Revolutionizing Digital Interactions with Generative AI Chatbots
Automated Customer Support and Engagement

Financial Automation

Tools for Automating Your Financial Future

Auto-Investing

Acorns - Investing on Autopilot
Automated Microinvesting and ETFs

Automated Trading Bots

Crypto Trading Robot | Free Crypto Trading Bot | Pionex.US
Trade Santa
Algorithmic Trading Bot

Marketing Automation

Tools for Affiliate Marketers and Content Creators

All-In-One CRM

GoHighLevel - All-In-One CRM
A true master suite of tools to automate online ventures

All the tools you need in one platform. Lead capture, landing pages, surveys, forms, calendars, inbound phone system & more! Integration with SMS, emails, FB Messenger & more!

Collect payments, schedule appointments, and track analytics!

Email Automation

Email Automation
Alternative to MailChimp, SendGrid, Active Campaign - Very Friendly to Affiliate Marketers

Excellent features for marketers such as a "warm-up" feature that autogenerates and sends random emails to pre-created warm up accounts, mailing slowly in the background and picking up pace - preventing new email accounts from being blacklisted when they send too much too fast. Super useful.

Automated Blogging

Turn anything into Blog with AI
Crank out content faster than ever before

A.I. Automated Video Creation

Generate Compelling Videos with A.I.
Great for Automated YouTube Channels
The Best Ad Tracking & Attribution Software - Hyros
AI Powered Data for Your Advertisements

YouTube Tutorials

Sit back and grab a drink and learn cool things

Frequently Asked Questions

The F.A.Q.s

If your question is not answered here, you can reach out through my chatbot, Digital Morton. Digital Morton is the best digital copy of me I could make and he can answer about 99.9% of your questions.

If he can't, you can always ask to leave me a message and Digital Morton will pass it along and I will Real Morton will respond as soon as he can.

How long does it take to set up an automated income stream?

A new income stream can be set up very quickly, sometimes within a matter of hours in the case of crypto-trading bots, but most income streams like Affiliate Marketing and Print on Demand take a few months to build an audience.

Can I automate my existing online business?

Probably. Depends on many factors. I did it with a physical 3D printing business, and then applied it to other online businesses. If you would like to book a consulting call for me to evaluate your business and I see if can create a custom automation action plan for you, we can do that.

How much money do I need to invest into a platform to earn at least 2k, 5k, 10k, etc per month from crypto trading bots?

This totally varies with what you are trading, what your expectations are, and how much risk tolerance you have. There is no one size fits all balance to have, but in general - consider this : If a major coin shows a history of fluctuating by 1% daily, and you have 20k invested, then you only need to capture the 1% gain 10 times in a month and you have 2k per month profit in your pocket.

Do you ever host workshops walking us through how to use automated platforms you use?

Not currently, but I may in the future. I offer video tutorials on YouTube for free, and Digital Morton is trained on every platform that I use and probably knows a little more than the real me! Really! Yay Artificial Intelligence!!!

What if I loose money using the crypto platforms you specify?

This is possible. The automated crypto bots I show you and help you learn how to use - must be mastered by you - and as with any trading there is always risk. You must decide how much risk you can tolerate.

Note: ANY cryptocurrency has it's value weighed against your native currency, and fluctuations in the crypto value against the native currency can create a loss at any time. Trading platforms are sometimes hacked, and they can have other issues that can create losses that are not related to your bots. If you invest money into any of the crypto platforms I teach how to use - your money is invested in that platform. Any losses incurred are your responsibility, and I have no connection to the platform other than using it personally. If any platform collapses or fails, I will be loosing something, just like you.

Will you take my money to invest for me?

No. I am not a broker, I do not offer any investment services. I cannot and will not take payments with the intent of earning a return or investing your money. I am NOT a financial advisor.

I have not built any of these online tools - the apps and platforms I use are created by companies and professional developers. I just use them and I have a knack for explaining how I use them. That is ALL you should expect from me, this website, and my YouTube / Blogs.